Yesterday evening I spent some time in Bridge City, TX where I met a monkey named Mickey. Check back for more on that...I'm still waiting for the pictures.
In the mean time, here's my take on the four wide-release films opening this week, based solely on TV/online trailers and posters - because here at MEvBLOG we tend to jump to conclusions about these sorts of things...
Changeling - Looks like the story of Daisy Buchanan from The Great Gatsby starring Angelina Jolie. After J. Gatsby bites it (sorry to ruin this for any readers who are freshmen in high school), she has a son, loses him, gets him back, but he's..."changed." Is directed by Clint Eastwood so check your will to live at the theater doors.
Haunting of Molly Hartley - Texan heartthrob Chace Crawford stares intently, I mean...um..."acts" as his friend Molly is haunted when she turns 18. It's unclear as to whether or not robo-calls are involved in the haunting.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Elizabeth Banks and the guy from Knocked Up - who kinda resembles my college friend Tom - can't pay their bills so they decide to break into the adult film industry. Apparently a theater in Utah has banned this film, the same theater that also banned Brokeback Mountain, but has Saw V playing on five screens.
RocknRolla - Guy Ritchie's latest fast-paced, crime movie - the only one I really wanted to see this weekend - isn't opening in the Mont. I assume that's so we can all have plenty of chances to see Beverly Hills Chihuahua (Thanks local theaters!). If you live elsewhere you should go see this to support Ritchie who, in a combined state of lapsed judgment and fiscal opportunism, chose to live with Madonna for eight years. If faced with that choice, I'd rather sit through a continuous loop of the chihuahua movie.
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Tom is totally hotter than Seth Rogan! So mean! Tom, you gonna take that?
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