American Zzzz and Glee

Last night's American Idol finale was a snoozefest of epic proportions, and not just because it's so clear that Adam Lambart should win.

Yes we know Kris is a nice boy from Arkansas and Adam screams and wears nail polish. But Adam's got pipes and has definitely been the most original throughout the show. We'll grant you that Kris's "Heartless" was seriously off the hook, but we doubt he would have stepped up and taken chances if Adam hadn't been there.

Adam's presence means Kris stepped up so, when you apply the transitive property, Adam = the reason they're both where they are. Ergo, Adam should win.

Either way, there's no need to use math to arrive at the sum of WHAT THE CRAP was that "No Boundaries" song? THAT'S supposed to be the winner's first single? It was awful. Kara Dioguardi co-wrote it with two other people and we haven't decided yet, but we're considering banning them all from music. We do have that kind of power.

Take one part Disney princess ballad, two parts R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" and throw in an unpopular teenage girl's poem about climbing the mountains of life while sailing through the hurricanes of fate and you'll have have an idea of the messy cocktail that is this song. You know both Adam and Kris would be fine not winning just to never sing it again.

Meanwhile, raise your hand if you saw Glee last night? How awesome was that? Seriously, it was one of the best hours of television we've seen in a while - smart, clever AND with a choreographed dance sequence to "Don't Stop Believing." We dare you to watch and not walk away with Journey stuck in your head.

If you missed it, catch it here. It's a whole lot better than snoring through another hour of this year's American Idol.