Panties, sex and SUV's

Good morning everyone! We at MEvBLOG apologize for scarcely posting these past couple weeks, but our roles at the newspaper have changed so we're not able to blog as often as we'd like. From now on, be sure to check in with us a couple times a week instead of every day.

And what of the quizzical, testosterone-fueled headline? Those are a handful of popular Internet keywords our web editor likes us to insert into stories whenever possible. For some reason they garner many more hits than words like "sunshine" or "school" or "Sotomayor."

There is actually nothing to do with panties, sex, or SUV's - or any combination of the three - in this post. We apologize for teasing you with the possibility of a salacious blogging.

However, if you're in the market for a smutty triumvirate, there's always Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" music video. Have at it.