Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye West and Joe Wilson Interupt 2009 VMA Congress Awards

WEST AND WILSON GET MAD & SECRET SERVICE GETS TOUGH AT OBAMA'S 2009 VMA SPEECH

NEW YORK, NY - Last night, during a live event at Radio City Music Hall, while President Obama was addressing both a joint session of Congress and an audience of celebrities with joints, what was to be a simple speech to famous people who blindly agree with whatever he says turned into the final scene from "In the Line of Fire."

Rapper Kanye West and Rep. Joe Wilson stormed the stage and cut Obama off yelling "Beyonce had the best video of the year!" and "You LIE!" respectively. But, no sooner had they grabbed the mike out of the stunned M.C.-in-Chief's hands when several Secret Service agents - and two guys from P. Diddy's entourage - tackled the two men, wrestling them to the ground.

The outburst was shocking to everyone - especially House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (pictured at right), who was exhausted from making a total of 17 costume changes that evening, and had just finished a jaw dropping performance of her two hit singles Poker Face (Botox Works) and Don't Know Much (I Just Like to Bang the Gavel).

During the interruption, the camera cut to Beyonce who was shocked by the rudeness of both men and apologized to the President.

President Obama said, "No worries 'B,' you're still my girl." Than he pointed to the First Lady saying, "See Michelle over there? I liked it, so I went and put a ring on it."

Just to make sure there were no hard feelings, when it was Beyonce's turn to address the lawmakers/celebs, she called 19-year-old country/pop sensation Taylor Swift on stage to let her have a moment in the spotlight. The darling Swift profusely thanked Beyonce, before motioning to the President and speaking directly to her White fan base saying, "Honestly you guys, he's really not that bad."

2 comments:

Anne said...

Kanye and Joe should be yoked together for a year or so. Then they should be forced to attend classes taught by Miss Manners or Marthe Stewart or my grandmother. Or SOMEBODY"S grandmother. And the tried and true method of washing out the mouth with lye soap would do these two dufusses(dufi?)a world of good.

Matthew Danelo said...

RE: Anne
You said it.